17 - Written

[3wayforjustice]

It seems there's a new arrival from Kirkwall floating about.

If anyone happens to see an elf with white hair and too many tattoos, please, ask him if his feet have frozen off yet. Or, if you're not feeling particularly inclined to do so... you could always tell him "Denarius says hello".

He'll appreciate it.

[This is a lie.]

[But, since Fenris can't read... No harm done!]

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[sacredbrand.livejournal.com]

Subtlety isn't your forte, I am afraid.

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[3wayforjustice]

Fortunately, it doesn't need to be, in this case.

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[sacredbrand.livejournal.com]

And what is keeping your target from seeing this?

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[3wayforjustice]

Simple.

It's text.

[Get it, Nel?]

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[sacredbrand.livejournal.com]

I take it you're playing on his inability to either see or read. If that's the case, I must warn you that it's a simple matter to transcribe text into something a little more. . . verbose.

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[3wayforjustice]

If I said which, he might very well find out.

... I'm counting on the fact that I doubt he's figured that much out just yet.

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[sacredbrand.livejournal.com]

Would it frighten you to know that all it takes is a touch to the letters?

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[tvntrsdreadwolf.livejournal.com]

[He almost doesn't grace any of this with a reply. It's disgusting and childish and Anders is a DICK. But he can spare five minutes to make the abomination sweat a little.]

You counted wrong, mage.

[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

I thought I was supposed to be the childish one.

[3wayforjustice]

Who's being childish?

I only want to know if I have to heal his feet or not. And, since he's not quite inclined to speak with me...

[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

Some civility, that's all I ask for. Just a tiny bit. Is that really so hard?

[3wayforjustice]

Think about who you're asking it of. Just for a moment.

[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

Right, Bitchy and Bitchier. What was I thinking?

[He'll just let Anders decide who's who.]

[3wayforjustice]

You weren't. Obviously.

[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

One day I'm just going to put the two of you into separate corners facing the wall.

[text] Your tags amused the hell out of me! XD

[allthesame2me]

[ooc: How did you get the old layout??? :O :O :O Teach me Obi Red Kenobi???!!!]



[Alex grins a bit at this post, his brows arched.]

The one from the other day, right? Should I presume that the end results will be amusing?

[text] I try :D

[3wayforjustice]

... Considering he seems to have figured out how to listen to text? Not particularly.

((ooc: It's here!))

[Video] And you succeed, darling! TYSM for the link!!

[allthesame2me]

[Alex's expression is amused, lips quirked as he tries his best to stave off the wide grin that's threatening.]

Yeah...

[No, he's not amused at all. Nope. Not Alex...]

[Video] Not a problem! Happy to help :|b

[3wayforjustice]

Oh well. It isn't as if he liked me before now. Nothing much has changed.

[Video] :Db

[allthesame2me]

[This is Alex putting on his so-shocked face.]

What?? Well, I'd certainly never picked up on that!

[Sarcasm. Alex has it.]

[Video]

[3wayforjustice]

The feeling is mutual. With good reason.

He's a mage-hating, violent psychotic, only useful when Hawke keeps him on a close leash.

[BITCH BITCH WHINE BITCH.]

[video] ooc: HOW I MISSED YOU SUBJECT LINE

[featherofthecat.livejournal.com]

[Since the crazed asshole has stuck a stick in her cage and rattled it every feasible time that he has been able- she's mature enough to do the same after reading and listening to commentary.]

So you are an asshole, no matter who it is. Good to know.

[video] Layout is yanked from memebells :|b They were kind enough to share.

[3wayforjustice]

You know, you might actually get along. Why don't you run along and chat with him?

[And tell the magic-hating psychopath all about your blood magic.]

[video] Is going to have to yank this!

[featherofthecat.livejournal.com]

[The smile could quite as well be reminisce of a cat with cream, or a snake charming the mouse.]

We've met.

[video] Link is in Alma's thread up there :|b

[3wayforjustice]

Then I suppose you haven't told him about your little trick of messing about in peoples' heads.